My Campaign to Marry Adam Lambert

Adam Adam Adam! Marry me! I've proposed twice now! I realize I have all the wrong parts, but I have all the right friends. I'm also already married, but I figure he won't mind. I have the perfect dress, only worn once. No you can't wear it! But you can wear that outfit from the American Idol season finale.

I've planned a wedding in black and white before, I think I can do it again. Maybe this time, it can be leather and lace. Our invitations will emphatically state 'formal attire may not outshine the bridegroom.' And while I'll let you wear eye shadow, It can't look better than mine.

I promise our wedding won't be legally binding. After all, I married my dream man, you should be able to marry yours. As long as I get to wear my dress again. I'll be happy.a girl shouldn't have to only be a bride once. Right?

I can picture the leather, lace, and tulle, and large, dark chocolate cake, with cream filling of course. The DJ will spin "We Are Family" and "YMCA" and of course, everything Freddy Mercury ever sang. Do you think you Steven Tyler will sing?

In my vows, I will promise to love, introduce you to all my menzes, and never demand sex. In your vows you will promise to never look better in a dress than me, tell me how fabulous I look in white, and never allow me to wear white shoes after Labor Day.

I'm waiting patiently for your acceptance! Marry me Adam Lambert!

I'm thinking Salt Lake City, for the honeymoon. You bring your handsome fellow, and I'll bring mine.